Have a Sober New Years

What do you remember from your New Years’ Parties of the past? Do you remember who you were with? Do you remember who (or if) you kissed someone to ring in the new year? I can. Well, Sort of. As I get older, I seem to forget. But I can honestly say that the day after each new year, I remeber what I did the night before. Why? Because I am a teatottler. That’s right. I have never tasted an alcoholic beverage in my entire life. I am STONE COLD SOBER. Actually, I just don’t get the drunk thing. What